How to Be a Blithering Idiot and Still Make Money on Clickbank in Five Easy Steps

1) Go to elance.com and hire a wannabe writer to download another author's popular ebook that they poured their hard work and experience into, and then have the elance author 'reword' the ebook and send it back to you. Hire an editor who is even worse than the writer to edit the newly reworded ebook.

2) Make up some catchy author name like Dr. Paurat English and claim to be an expert and the author of the material

3) Go back to elance and hire someone to make you a killer sales page aimed at duping the innocent public - NOTE: there are killer sales page templates out there, just fill in the blanks with the title of your newly 'reworded' book

4) Put up the sales page at clickbank and hire a bunch of your friends to make purchases so it climbs in rank right away (of course, you'll reimburse them when your first clickbank paycheck comes in)

5) Sit back and wait for money to come in while you scam your customers into thinking they are getting quality work written by an expert

HINTS:

  • You need to know nothing about the subject
  • Offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee. This will charm the customers into thinking the material is well-worth the enormous and inflated price. Yes, the material is crap and many people will want their money back, but some people will forget to ask for a refund
  • Once you finish your first work of crap, you can start on another one. Many people have dozens and dozens of worthless products at clickbank. Here are some hints:
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    • The NEW Definitive Guide to Picking Up Chicks
    • Lose Your Double Chin in 24 Hours!
    • What TODAY's Man Really Wants in a Woman
    • Potty-Train Your Parakeet in Three Easy Steps
    • Moving to Sheboygan: What You Need to Know
    • Improve Your Golf Swing By Sunday!
    • Recover From the Death of a Loved One in ONLY Two Hours
    • What to Do to Win Him Back From the Other Woman
    • Cure Your Incurable Disease Using Ancient Chinese Secret
    • Grow Your Penis By An Incredible Two Feet by Tonight
    • How to Have Sex With Your Spouse
    • How to Have Sex With Everyone Else's Spouse
    • Make Money at Amazon: How to Build an Empire by Earning Pennies on the Book
    • Get Rich by Hypnotizing People into Giving You Their Money (or 'How to Write a Killer Sales Page and Make Mega Sales')  
    • How to Meet and Marry a Dying Millionaire
    • What the Color Green Really Means
    • Learn How to Play the Theremin by This Weekend
    • Grow Incredible Tomatoes
    • Everything You Need to Know About Koi Ponds in the Desert
    • Living With Predators: Your Step-by-Step Plan to Averting an Attack by Wild Animals
    • The Amazing Bird Flu One-step Cure
    • What Your Mother Never Told You About Cheese
    • Forget the Spark! How to Put the Flame Back in Your Marriage

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